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Was like hey that gesture doesn’t look too bad! Let’s redraw that in more my styleNOPEDone

Spoiler alert! It ends with everyone jerking off while drinking beer. Just like my Saturday nights – hiyooh!Rocco Steele’s Urban Legend was written and directed by Rocco Steele, so the scant credits tell me. No idea who the actual videographers

This shirt usually hides Reshiram, but it looks like he’s pokin out a bit now. Also I got this shirt from NYC during the Black/White launch. :u

There was a lot of rain.(Submitted by lovable-ruby)

lupinelolita: 1-800kanye: u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside Tag your current age

thecorruptedquietone: funnygamememes: Am I the only one who never knew this?!? #I THIUOGHT HE WAS JUST TELLING ME I WAS DOING A GOOD JOB *sticks out thumb* hrm…… uhhh

rheadeniserose: onlyblackgirl: I’m wet. @onlyblackgirl all I saw at first was your caption, and I was like… Why, then it loaded, and I was like

burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher”

oswining:Losing him was blue like I’d never known Missing him was dark grey all alone Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you never met But loving him was r e d GRAPHIC BATTLE | oswining vs. thatexactleaf ↪ topic: ninth dotor + red

striders: last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk

ask-sashapotato: So I found an English version of Guren no Yumiya and I took a little time to put it together with the video to give everyone a feel for what an English dub might potentially look like! (ps, it was higher quality but tumblr said the

I was thinking it’d be kind of cool if Finn’s new arm was, like, a combination of robotics and plants. Like, a skeletal robotic arm (probably ending in a claw because continuity) fitted with an irrigation system and plant superfood feeder

dramaticdragon: I love how sumo was the one who was like ‘no clarence. Jeff said no.’ like sumos suddenly responsible???? cutie I wonder if its because Sumo has, like, a million brothers and understands things being off limits and being possessive

chakuufoxdragon: So expanding on the ‘gems might be computer programs or something’ theory that came up because Amethyst glitched like a computer when her gem was cracked. What is their deal with credit? Garnet was like ‘it was my idea to get the

dance like a tree replied to your post: “Watermelon Steven” was really cute (e… I think it was like a light ball or something that Pearl shot oh, maybe. I was also thinking it might’ve been something like a charge shot from

vaguely related, but when I was a kid (like 10/11) I remember I was talking about something where I was referring to myself as a ruler (king/queen) of something. I don’t quite remember what it was but it was something silly. Anyway, I didn’t want

Last night as I was trying to sleep I had this thought of like “[comic character] is basically Steven if he became a criminal” and it was like a big revelation and I was going to post about it but I had to sleep. And now I can’t even

Something that amused me in that Rebecca Sugar interview from the other day was when one of the interviewers said something like “we were hoping you had your ukulele and we could maybe hear some Bacon Pancakes” and Rebecca was like “ugh”

My brother was telling me that his girlfriend was asking him questions about SU and I was like “oh, what got her interested in SU” And he was like “she’s on tumblr a lot and sees a lot of posts about it” And so I can’t

I was out and I saw this guy with one of those masks that’s like the bottom half of a face and it looked like it was of some kid and I was like “what?” but then he turned so I could see the whole thing and it was Chucky and it turns

camplazlo: one time in fourth grade i stole this kid’s gameboy and a couple months later we were chillin at my house and he was looking at my stuff and found the gameboy and he was like “wow i used to have one of these” and i asked he wanted

like-dry-clean-only: i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex he liked pigeons he was a vegetarian he was a babe he was shy he hated edison he’s

ofmiceandbren: hboscar: Worth reading… monstersinmybathtub: sararye: I started reading and was like “what the actual fuck” before reaching the end bless you Holy crap. god bless ur sol omg

christmascockies: i stopped caring when i was like 3

agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like

targayen: IN MIDDLE SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS GUY AND ONE DAY HE WORE SWEATPANTS AND ONE OF THE DEANS SAW THE PHONE IN HIS POCKET AND WAS LIKE “YOU CANT HAVE PHONE DURING SCHOOL YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO ME FOR THE REST OF THE CLASS PERIOD” BUT IT WASNT

michaelpalin: i dont understand the pleasure in sexting like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like what would ????? how do i respond?? ‘i’m so happy for you’

3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

aobabe: i like how offended noiz gets over nicknames people give him. “what? i’m not a beansprout." "i’m not a lunatic." "i’m not a maniac." like a true nineteen year old.

this was the most unaware bastion i’ve ever played with omg there was a widowmaker behind but i couldn’t type bc i was getting shot at but like how could they have not heard that there was no one else around

so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s

thunderling: This was supposed to be cute but it’s actually a little sad because what if Yasuko was alive! I think she’d love their relationship so much.

this new guy at my workplace is such a nerd and we were chatting it up and we got on the subject of atla and how good it is and i was like HEY did you watch korra tho?!? and he was like yeah but i didn’t like it so much i mean the ending was so meh

official-daft-punk: ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i

azzandra:Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey

arrwstaki: medoysa: “Every day I travelled to King’s Cross and back. Coming home late at night, it was like a party and I felt like the tube was mine and I was there to take the pictures. “ Bob Mazzer διαδρομες, ανθρωποι και

hella-bogus: hella-bogus: my stepdad and I just had a super awkward moment we were talking about the new season of x-files and he was like “yeah I had a huge crush on Dana Scully when I was a kid I thought she was way hot” and I was like “everyone

was liking my hair that day

while I was getting my blood taken this little boy was getting his taken and he was screaming so much and through his tears he was like I DONT WANT TO DO THIS NOO and the lady was like “look at this poster” and he screamed I DONT CARE ABOUT

at the aquarium there was this thing where you could feel what it was like to be shocked by an electric eel and darfin hold the thing for like a minute but I didnt even last five seconds

I was watching a selena gomez video and getting all upset because she is soooo beautiful and darfin somehow sensed that and told me to sit on his lap and was all lovey and I asked if I was pretty and he said I was beautiful and I was like ‘even without

darfins so cute, I had no ride home so he picked me up and was like ‘you must be hungry where you do want to go?’ and we went to mcdonalds but he was like ‘drive thru is too long, lets eat inside’ and we sat there for like 1.5 hours talking

I saw batman vs superman on my date the other night, and its not my kinda movie and it was like 3 hours long so I was like ommmg end already BUT jeremy irons is in it so every time he spoke I melted plus they sneakily quoted lolita and I was like ohh

alssoo the cutest weirdest thing happened, I told darfin to go sit outside and ill get him his presents and when he saw THREE presents he was like woah?? and I get him his seat cover was like coool, then gave him the care package and he was like ‘I

hi! im gonna tell you about my day bc it was wonderful amazing perfect yesterday but then I ended up working today so I couldnt ramble .. but now ITS TIMMEEEE.so my best fwand was like ‘hey wanna go on an adventure with me’ and I was like oui oui

do you guys know the term ‘wheeling’?? like I dont think people use it anymore except as a HAHA THROWBACK SLANG but yeah its basically the whole ‘we arent dating but we like each other and are a thing but not a serious thing’ anywho in grade

THIS IS SO EMOTIONAL, im finding conversations from forever ago but my first real ex was a TEDDY BEAR. and im rereading things and my god he was so cute and sweet and caring and then I read ‘we talked about it on the phone last night’ and I forgot

story of my suitor and how I am actually probably creepier than him so, her high, holy, coolness (ME) went to chipotle today to get a tasty burrito. I took it outside to eat with my lovely friend and there was an employee who was just kinda standing

Like a Drunken Athena

actually i remember one time when i was like 8 or 9 and Cinderella was on and i was just making faces at all the lovey dovey shit and i was like “gross, who wants a stupid prince when you can rule a kingdom"

hinoneko:I don’t mean to get all “90s kid” on everyone, but it just occurred to me that there are now a sizable number of people on the internet who don’t remember what it was like when Pokemon was everywhere. Like, obviously Pokemon is still

delvg: Okay but @jen-iii am I Amethyst in Back to the Barn or am I Amethyst in Back to the Barn When she fucking went ‘OHOHOHOOO~’ When they crashed I was like ‘Holy shit Delaney’

I was playing comp in overwatch and our Lucio (LUCIO!!) was just…so. MEAN. like he kept calling us trash and worthless and i was like ‘….hey Mercy, are you gold for healing right now?’ and they said yeah and then I told the lucio to

I honestly thought they were gonna bait me with the Steven/Garnet fusion I have been waiting for literal YEARS to see ever since we found out Steven could fuse and when White STEPPED on them I was like ‘NNOOOO GOD DAMN IT REBECCA WHYYY’ because I

MIKU APP UPDATE: she juST ASKED ME “what should i give to Luka?” and one of the options was “tuna” and then she was like “exactly what i was thinking!" miku was……………….that

bentheechidna replied to your post: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH aAAHHHHHHHHH… Was she about to be married? in a way, sure ahahah but then shizuma was like NO and took her little nagisa away because she loVE hER,,,,,,,

softieclair: when i first saw the term ‘dashcon’ i was like “well about fucking time momo gets her own con” and then i was really disappointed omG

i remember early last year when i was like “eh” about severawhat happened………………….what h a ppe n e d

i have reached that point once again where i want to draw 23434534 of the ships i like but i only have so much stamina and talent to complete them and/or make them look decent

almea: 50% of my Raven feelings are just “Raven, why?” Because after we found out her semblance was to always come back to certain people, it was like, oh Raven’s so shitty for never coming back to Yang. But now it’s like, Raven did come back

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